Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Tundra Baby

Based on a hilarious photograph of a baby muskox, expounded upon my Vance, Monica and Meredith.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Conservative City

Drew this while venting about someone in Las Vegas saying that Utah needs to give them more water, and that "Salt Lake City doesn't know the first thing about being conservative."

Not only is it funny because of the political irony, ie: Utah=Conservative, but it's also funny because Vegas gets virtually all of its water from surrounding states like Utah. You've already made it so the Colorado River no longer runs all the way to the ocean, what else do you want, Vegas! Do you need that water for the fountains in front of the Bellagio?

I think this person should realize that if the people who visited Las Vegas started to be conservative with their money, Vegas would die. Blah.

Dear Microsoft

My computer problem ended up being something with my power-strip, so you'll be happy to hear that we're back together.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Twilight, New Moon Cartoons

My wife and sisters are Twilight Fans, though none of them really enjoy the movies. I just got the biggest kick out of the Edward/Jacob dynamic.

These are just a few Twilight Doodles.


There was sign up a church for a doubles golf tournament. 82 dollars per team was the price, with a pathetic, "That includes golf cart rental!" written underneath.

Where the Wild Things Were

We watched "Where the Wild Things Are" over the weekend, and I didn't like it very much. I felt like there were trying too hard to be deep and artsy with a lot of dumb dialogue and fancy CGI. Not a fan.

This is pretty much how I sum up my experience. And yes, those are the bones of children, they were also featured in the movie. Seriously.

Scarlet Prime

The best fan fiction ever!

My Sister read "Gone with the Wind" a while ago, and recently she finished "Scarlet", a sequel written by a different author. I explained to Carmen what fan fiction was, and it became the running joke in our house that Miss Scarlet would marry Optimus Prime.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Dwarf Shaman!

This is going to be my character for a Play by Post game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Carl's Senior?

This was a request from Scott to draw the Old People at Carl's Jr.

I drew it live via Livestream.

Friday, April 2, 2010

The Bullywug Brothers!

Two Frog-Men. Two Best Buds.

Just Sayin'.

I was warned by others that if I made a Minotaur Character for D&D I would be assailed with bovine jokes.

I told them I had it covered.

It's what's for dinner.