Conservative City

Drew this while venting about someone in Las Vegas saying that Utah needs to give them more water, and that "Salt Lake City doesn't know the first thing about being conservative."

Not only is it funny because of the political irony, ie: Utah=Conservative, but it's also funny because Vegas gets virtually all of its water from surrounding states like Utah. You've already made it so the Colorado River no longer runs all the way to the ocean, what else do you want, Vegas! Do you need that water for the fountains in front of the Bellagio?

I think this person should realize that if the people who visited Las Vegas started to be conservative with their money, Vegas would die. Blah.

Dear Microsoft

My computer problem ended up being something with my power-strip, so you'll be happy to hear that we're back together.

Golfers

There was sign up a church for a doubles golf tournament. 82 dollars per team was the price, with a pathetic, "That includes golf cart rental!" written underneath.

Where the Wild Things Were

We watched "Where the Wild Things Are" over the weekend, and I didn't like it very much. I felt like there were trying too hard to be deep and artsy with a lot of dumb dialogue and fancy CGI. Not a fan.

This is pretty much how I sum up my experience. And yes, those are the bones of children, they were also featured in the movie. Seriously.

The Uni-Taur

Got this idea for the unfortunate character played by Steve Medeiros, (@4eDnd from Twitter.) His minotaur was disfigured from a trap and I tried to convince him that the lady minotaurs were WAY into that kind of thing.

(Uni-taur is not to be confused with the Pegacorn...)

Marriage Flow Chart

We were having a lesson in church about possible different levels of marriage cohesiveness.

I put my brother, Bruce, at the bottom because he isn't married. He was sitting next to me and got a kick out of this Marriage Flow Chart.

Jack the Ripper

Drew this in my Victorian English Literature class for my presentation on Victorian Crime.

I just found it amusing that in 1888, crime spiked in almost every way except for prostitution... mostly because no one wanted Jack the Ripper to kill them.

Cheer Up Robin...

...or at least improve your terrible posture.

Thud!

I can't remember exactly what it was that motivated this drawing, though it must have been Spring of 2008 since I'm not sporting a beard.

One of my few sad doodles. :(