Tetris Battle on Facebook

This game is so addicting...
I frequently yell this before I clear four lines, a.k.a. score a tetris.

Rock Chip Repair

A woman who doesn't understand what a rock chip is.

My canopy blowing away, cinder blocks and all.

A man who got his jollies by driving up to me and telling me he thought my sign was misleading, since the rock chip repair is only free if you have insurance coverage.