Charr from Guild Wars 2

Troubled King (or Queen)

When people post song lyrics as their status update, I imagine that I am a troubled king listening to a minstrel. I have an enormous lever next to my throne that I can pull to open a trap door to feed the minstrel to my pit troll.

Conversely, if I approve of the song I give them a turkey leg and send them on their way. You can play too! Just respond to your friends' song posts with:

 *pulls lever*

 or

 *gives turkey leg*

 When they ask them for an explanation, just link them to this page. http://qualitydoodles.blogspot.com/2011/09/troubled-king-or-queen.html